This 4" vinyl stickers shows the logic of Shitbird's thoughts on why people don't talk to her. See, it's not her abusive and unpredictable tendencies to shit on you, it's not the rudeness and inappropriateness of her behavior - puking and getting very high to where she says stupid, rude, and mean shit, it's not about her paying you back when she said she would! No! It is ALL YOUR FAULT because you decided to end a friendship about $3 (with interest, of course) and it's of course she's prettier than you and that you're jealous!


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